Friday, April 24, 2009
Friday, April 17, 2009
Good-Bye to the Dream!
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Bestest Easter EVER!
I had gone to the Doctor the day before, but the antibiotics were not reducing the inflammation of my tonsils, making it more and more difficult to breathe. To say I was a miserable bitch is an understatement. I told the Doc to chop my head off at the shoulders. He replied I would need to sign a consent form before they could honor my request.
Dr Eddie's Illustration of my tonsils
I had to get blood tests to determine what I had, which apparently means Emergency room in this country. I was a little freaked out. The nurses were nice. I was treated within the first half hour being there. They let me sleep in a room until the results came back and gave me a warm toasty blanket. The most unnerving part of all of it - no NYPD in the corridors, no gun shot wounds, nobody dying. WHOA! Where the hell am I?
The blood tests were to determine if I had viral tonsillitis or glanduar fever aka MONO.
Carli: "You freakin' hussy! Stop making out with Irish boys!"
Me: "Sorry, I couldn't help it. I promise I will never kiss another boy."
Dr. Eddie: "Well . . . .that's a bit extreme."
(mom just laughing in the background)
I had viral tonsillitis. WooHoo! A shot of steroids and I get to go home!
I began to slap the back of my right hand as the nurse walked in "This is where the ROIDS go." "Dr. Eddie said you were entertaining . . ." replied the nurse.
Carli: "Ok less of this [being in the hospital] and more of this"
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Hey! Let's Jump Out of a Plane.
Saturday, April 4, 2009
If you are gonna jump; JUMP!
Carli hesitated at the ledge and flashed her 'I need my mommy' look to us. The bungy attendant had to ask her to let go of him repeatedly. He told her to pick a rock on the horizon and lean forward as he counted down from five. " five, four, three . . . " he pushed her.
Mom jumped like she was waiting her entire life. Look at that form! Perfect Swan. She came back up the platform hooting and hollering " Whoo! Whoo! WOO! I felt like a bird!"
As for me, this was my second bungy at Nevis and coincidentially I am wearing the same thing in the first jump. Here it doesn't matter how many times you do it your adrendaline is still rushing as you waddle up to the ledge.Carli Quote: "After Nevis, all other bungy jumps are like stepping off the curb."
Friday, April 3, 2009
Fancy Dress Party in Queenstown

For our last trip through Queenstown, we decided to have a 'fancy dress up' party for our finale dinner at Winnies. Many of our passengers popped over to the local Salvation Army to find some inspiration. I, too, found my outfit at the Salvo, but I still looked too normal. So I had to spice it up with my mom's travel pillow.
Drew (tour driver) was completely freaked out. Couldn't look at me with out cracking up and walking away. It was an eventful evening with many highlights. Guys shouting at me that I was a terrible mother as I sipped my wine, a woman giving me the worst look as I bellied up to the bar to order a drink, and I gave birth to the red travel pillow on the side of the dance floor.
Mom and Carli Visit New Zealand
My mom tried to surprise me by bringing my best friend / sister Carli to NZ, but I foiled their surprise in the Queenstown airport bathroom. Wah hahahaha! I know your airport routine Missy! And I sniffed you out like a german shepherd searching for cocaine.
It was still a surprise, just a little less impact outside the bathroom stalls, but still a delightful sight.
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
April Fools!
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