Where is New Zealand from if it's not from the World?!

"Stop comparing everything to Top Gun. This situation is nothing like Top Gun." - Jermaine

It is New Year's day and of course there is a Flight of the Conchords marathon! Watching it again after living here for three months, well . . .it is spot on.

Jermaine: Too much mumbling?
Murray: Yeah . . .that was inaudible.

This is my everyday minus people breaking out into song and ya know . . that New York City thing.

They do think all Americans have guns. Hamish is a very common name. And the posters . . No really, that is how they advertise the country. The picture of sheep on the road is a 'traffic jam'. Nana's tea party - well I have been to Mary's 2pm tea party over Christmas holiday and the ginger biscuits were good!

I apologize to those who havent seen it. Really you should be apologizing to me. I thought we were friends? Netflix it NOW!

Oh yeah! I got a new job as a part-time model, but you know I gotta keep my other job ;)