"Hello I am Terry and this is my harem" referring to the female passengers waiting at the pick-up point for the bus.Terrance 'TIGER' Roberts, the 74 year-old Australian legend and token dirty old man of the trip. I knew he was trouble with the smell of 30 year-old scotch on his breath as he proclaimed that he just won the Melbourne Cup after 'mounting' a female passenger who was kneeling over a blue tarp. "Giddy-up Horse-y, WooHoo."
Despite his lack of social graces, this former air force navigator and brew master for Fosters is an inspiration taking on a grade 5 whitewater rapids in Rangitata and skydiving 13,000 ft in Abel Tasman. Go TIGER go! He frequently said it was his best vacation.
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I agree that Tiger is amazing. With all his snoring, kissing and butt pinching. Very refreshing indeed! It must be great to have such a character on the bus. :))
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